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"I'm a What" Shorts // Short [discounted typo)

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"I'm a What" Shorts // Short [discounted typo)

GARMENT: 100% jersey cotton shorts with loop closure.Ā Machine wash cold (inside out, or in a garment bag) on gentle cycle; hand washing is ideal. DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.

SIZE: Please refer to the sizing chart for this garment.Ā 

PRE-ORDER SHIPPING :Ā Items are estimated to arrive at the end of Q3 and potentially into Q4, 2026. However this may be extended due to reasons beyond our control. Please do not order this item if a long wait will be an issue! Please contact us directly for order/address edits at [email protected]

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          From $8,220.00

          Original: $27,400.00

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          "I'm a What" Shorts // Short [discounted typo)ā€”

          $27,400.00

          $8,220.00

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          GARMENT: 100% jersey cotton shorts with loop closure.Ā Machine wash cold (inside out, or in a garment bag) on gentle cycle; hand washing is ideal. DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.

          SIZE: Please refer to the sizing chart for this garment.Ā 

          PRE-ORDER SHIPPING :Ā Items are estimated to arrive at the end of Q3 and potentially into Q4, 2026. However this may be extended due to reasons beyond our control. Please do not order this item if a long wait will be an issue! Please contact us directly for order/address edits at [email protected]

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